Vitter puts the VICE in Vice President

Draft Sen. David Vitter for Vice President!

There has been much recent speculation that Sen. John McCain will select Louisiana Gov. “Bobby” Jindal to be his Vice Presidential running mate. No disrespect to Gov. Jindal, but we think McCain is overlooking another important Louisiana politician, Sen. David Vitter.

Louisiana doesn’t need Jindal to be Vice President. We elected him governor just months ago. He might actually get something done to help Louisiana. We need him to stick around for more than a few months and deliver on some of his promises. Louisiana actually needs to keep Jindal in place. Vitter, not so much.

Why David Vitter for Vice President?

He’s young
He’s from the south
He’s a social conservative
He’s a confirmed hypocrite

In other words, he’s the perfect Republican Party vice presidential candidate in 2008.

Given his past involvement with prostitutes, we can be certain that he has the "vice" experience necessary to be the Vice President.

Vitter puts the VICE in Vice President.

While we sure would love to hear more of Mitt Romney condescending to us on television, and we are sure that Charlie Crist could deliver Florida for McCain and the Republican Party (he could probably have the votes counted and certified a full month before the November 2008 election), we think David Vitter would make the perfect running mate for McCain. If he can survive the "DC Madam" scandal and the reports of having hired prostitutes in Louisiana, a presidential election campaign should be nothing!

Need more reasons?

His wife is named Wendy, McCain’s wife is named Cindy – they rhyme!
He visited a hooker named Wendy; His wife is named Wendy – it's easy to remember!
He’s young; McCain is old – average their ages and you have a baby boomer!

McCain is old enough to know the most important rule of business and politics: you should always align yourself with people who through their own faults make you look better. Vitter would make McCain look like a saint. It’s a can’t miss. It's Karl Rove good!

Here are the FACTS

Need more convincing? Read some HAIKUS

We are prepared to take the fight all the way to Minneapolis!