David Vitter for McCain's running mate

 

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About us:

We are Louisiana citizens who are:

  1. Angry and embarrassed to be represented in the Senate by a confirmed hypocrite like David Vitter*, and

  2. Not just a little pissed that "Jumping" Bobby Jindal, who assumed the governorship in January 2008, might leave a job he has so lustfully pursued for the past six years. We know that Jindal is a job hopper, but this would be a new record of short tenure, even for him.

We aren’t perfect, but we don’t hector people on family values and the sanctity of marriage and then live our lives to a different standard. Like David Vitter does. At least Elliot Spitzer had the integrity to resign as Governor of New York when his history with prostitutes was exposed.

We would be more specific about ourselves, but we don’t want the paramilitary Republican Youth Brigade to surround our houses, kill our pets and burn their carcasses in our yards while chanting songs of open markets and closed borders.

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* Living in New Orleans, it is important to note that we are horrifically offended to be represented in Congress by Rep. William "Dollar Bill" Jefferson, whose next stop likely will be the federal penitentiary. One important distinction between Jefferson and Vitter, however, is that Jefferson doesn't bully and lecture the world about not embezzling or stealing money from charities. He is a criminal more than a hypocrite, but it doesn't mean that we don't want him gone. Maybe our next project is jeffBgone.com.

 

 

 

 

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