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Read
some HAIKUS about Senator Vitter
McCain, choose Vitter
He would make you look so good
We give him to you!
He's young and virile
No more prostitutes to call
He can campaign hard!
A hooker? Who me?
Standing on my mighty perch
I say “damn you” first
Dave had a secret
“I told God.” “Oh, and Wendy.”
Methinks we all know
Family values
I am unrivaled expert
(I keep truth hidden)
Creationism
Should teach in school, not science
Church not good enough
Church and state good mix?
Founding Fathers thought it not
Vitter wants to change
“Hypocrite?” Who me?
How dare you accuse, sinner
Between God and me
Recent
submissions:
Damn liberal
press
My whoring should stay private
I'll get Flynt for this
I fight
gay marriage
Must preserve sacred union
Off to the brothel!
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